Why did the chicken cross the road? To love Shelly!
It's too bad Grandpa's missing all the fun today.
Are you wearing hair?
Mikayla is doing that because she thinks I would do that.
You should try this one day when you get dead again and turn back into a kid.
Thankful that we're having fun with Shelly here.
Gotta get down on Friday
I like Mckenzie [Nikenzie] a teenie bit more than you.
(About the guy behind us in church) Is that Harry Potter?
One armed, four-eyed flying purple people eater!
You made me mess up my consteration! (concentration)
I think I know what makes hiccups. It's when you have a liiiiiiittle bit too much treat